This is just a laugh thought up by me and James Holohan over a few beers!
Kirk and Bodie spy each other in a bar, and recognising each other go to the bar for a beer. After a few have gone down,
Bodie makes a sick joke in regards to Kirk's fluctuating weight to which Kirk replies that Bodie is a 'thickhead.' After being
dragged away by Doyle, Bodie inists on getting revenge, as does Kirk after Bones and Spock pull him off.
Doyle contacts Spock and arranges a punch up to be staged in a neutral area so the two heroes can duke it out!
Bodie screeches to a stop in his Capri. He jumps out, pulls his pistol and rolls over the bonnet. Kirk beams down simultaneously
and sees Bodie. Kirk somehow manages to dodge Bodie's shooting long enough to lift himself into the air and deliver his
patented flying leg kick into Bodie's chest. With Bodie flying backwards Kirk lands kicking Bodie's pistol away.
Bodie rolls to one side and jumps on Kirk, judo flipping him and delivering a good smack in the face. Calling on
his SAS training, Bodie tries to deliver a Karate chop to Kirk's shoulder. Kirk blocks the bow and sidekicks Bodie in
the back of the knees. The two roll around in the dirt clawing and punching each other. Eventually Kirk drags Bodie up and
punches upwards into Bodie's guts, unable to draw breath Bodie staggers back as Kirk takes him down with an off-the-rock-flying-clothesline!
The impact of the shoulder-on-chest strike makes Kirk fall to one side, letting Bodie recover who takes advantage and
rains Kung Fu sidekicks and roundkicks onto Kirk. Kirk blocks a few of the kicks but not all, leaving him slightly the worse
Kirk remembers that Spock tried to teach him the Vulcan Nerve Pinch, and thinking it may be wise to try it trips
Bodie up and holds him in a full nelson while attemting to pinch Bodie. It doesn't work, Bodie flips Kirk over him and the
Kick rains several hammer blows into Bodie's face, giving him a bloodied nose and split lip, before Kirk kicks
Bodie in the ribs sending him down. Bodie rallies and rugby tackles Kirk to the ground proceeding to deliver some of his own
punches to Kirk's countenance. Kirk knees Bodie in the groin and kicks the C I 5 man off himself. As he gets up to have another
go Bodie grabs the captain in a necklock, ripping Kirk's shirt as it usually does. Kirk struggles and manages to
free his arms before reaching up and behind and poking Bodie in the eyes. Struggling for breath, James T. Kirk uppercuts Bodie
sending him crashign into the dirt on his back. The C I 5 agent struggles to see his opponent until the last
moment. He thrust his legs out kicking Kirk in the stomoch. Both winded, the two men glare at each other and then smile.
''Pretty good punch up,'' says Bodie.
''Yes, I'm impressed,'' replies Kirk
As the pair argue with each other, the judge declares.....